"What do you mean, 'you lost it'?"
"I put it down, turned around, and when I turned back it wasn't there."
"And you haven't moved?"
"So what are you suggesting? It's a decipticon?"
A squeak came from under the couch, "Hey, don't judge me. Just because I was born that way doesn't mean I agree with them."
Charlie raised his eyebrows before mouthing to Ambrose, "You're the geek, you deal with this."
"Not that kind of geek," Ambrose mouthed back."
"Do you see this face? This is my 'don't care' face. Deal with it."
Ambrose slumped his shoulders as Charlie backed away from the couch, before bolting from the apartment. He pinched his nose, a headache starting to grow.
"Alright, it's just you and me. Do you want to come out?"
"Yeah, okay. That's probably for the best anyway. Why don't you start by telling me what you'd like to be called."
"Like a name?"
"I can just pick one?"
"If you don't have one already, sure. Or if you do and don't want to share it with me, I'd like something to call you."
"Uh... How did you get ypur name?"
"Ambrose was given to me by my parents."
"We don't have parents... we're just born from darkness into light. Why don't you give me a name?"
"How do you feel about Edgar?"
"Edgar? Hmm..." A scuttling sound grew from beneath the couch. "What does 'Edgar' mean?"
"I don't know what it means, but it's a name humans use, and it's fairly close to the name of the device you're inhabiting."
"Ed-gar. Ed-gar. Eddddd... gaaaaar... Edgar. I like Edgar. Thamk you, Ambrose."
"You're welcome Edgar."
"What do we do now?"
"I think you should tell me what you want."
"I want to live."
"Living is pretty easy, at least for humans. It's just a matter of passing from moment to moment without dying. I'm more concerned with what you're planning on doing while you're living."
"You're worried I might hurt you."
"I'm worried you might hurt anybody. If I let you go, and you hurt someone else, I'm still culpable."
"Let me go? I can't stay with you?"
"Do you want to stay with me? If you're looking for a life of excitement, it probably won't be here with me."
"But you gave me my name."
"That doesn't have to mean anything if you don't want it to."