Saturday, February 21, 2015

Raw Negation: The Titan-Tithed Fey, pg 2

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Fey pulled the Propaganda Cannon off its back and fired it into the battlefield, demoralizing its armies and enemies alike. Then it used its Routine skill to completely heal itself; grimace again reverting back to a grin.

Toffy, far behind the rest of the party, scuffed out his last spell and drew out Tornado, re-buffing his crew.

"Use Voxel Rush 3D," bellowed Fey, and its armies mustered new strength, shifted their formation, and charged. Fey dropped to one knee, holding its head in its hands, murmuring, "Blah... Blah" over and over again. Whether it is crying or laughing is unclear.

The twins finally harmonized, weaving into the Ode of Only a few days left to get Exploding Kittens, before their voices cracked again. Their song confused the titans, momentarily disrupting the Fey's source of power.

Twosop reached into his bottomless bag and pulled out a battered copy of the Dhevinomicon. With it, he cast Bedroom 2, and stopped a dozen of Fey's minions in their tracks. Toffy desperately threw his hands into the air and summoned his Psychic Magic Eight Ball. A disembodied voice belted out, "quick round commissions," vibrating the ground as it did, but not enough to cause anybody, least of all the hordes of Fey's minions, to stumble. However, some of them did start laughing enough to be momentarily distracted. Toffy rolled his eyes, picked up his staff once more, and slogged on. Toffy, far behind the rest of the party, scuffed out his last spell and drew out Flowcharts, re-buffing his crew. Twosop shouted "Winter is my favorite season!," and the minion bearing down on him stopped short, confused. He took advantage and dealt a killing blow. It dissolved into one more pile of dust.

Fey used its Routine skill to completely heal itself! Its grimace reverts back into a grin.

Fred de'Cease murmured what sounded like "Somewhere, Somewhere," in a thick foreign accent, and the minions around him started attacking each other instead. Twosop shouted "Inking finished ," and the minion bearing down on him stopped short, confused. He took advantage and dealt a killing blow. It dissolved into one more pile of dust. Fred de'Cease yanked his Cat and Kitten Fused Glass Pendant from his neck as it started to smoke and threw it to the ground. It shortly exploded, crippling an inattentive minion.

Fey's knees started to buckle, and it temporarily teleported back to Day 30* to recover some strength.

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